I am a motherfucking genius and I deserve a Nobel Prize:
I have calculated the repercussions of stopping time every day to sleep/do whatever.Let’s say you stop time once a day for seven hours to sleep; that’s an extra seven hours a day that you’re alive:
24 + 7 = 31
So instead of aging 24 hours each day, you would age 31.If you aged 31 hours for every 24:
24 x 365 = 8,760
31 x 365 = 11,31511,315 - 8,760 = 2,555
2,555 / 24 = 106ERGO, you age an extra 106 days for every 365 you live.
106 + 365 = 471
You age 471 days in one 365-day year.So assuming the average age of death is 85:
X / 365 = 85
85 x 365 = 31,025Normally, you live and age 31,025 days in 85 years at 365 days per year.
Using 471 days instead:
31,025 / 471 = 65ERGO, in the time that you age 85 years, you will have only lived for 65.
Implications:
1) Stopping time every day for a mere seven hours has a disastrous effect on an individual’s life span.
2) It may be a good way to control the rising population problem the world is facing, though.
Notes
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existentiallyfraught reblogged this from guizetakeitseriously
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guizetakeitseriously reblogged this from existentiallyfraught and added:
Not at all. I am frequently incapable of recalling events that transpired in the wee hours of the morning
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fornevernormal said:
umm. im a little confused. wouldn’t it be 7/24 which would be 525600(yes ik that from rent)/(60*7) per year so it would be a little less that 1/3 of your life wasted?
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mourningcarsonphillips said:
MINDY STOP IT YOU ARE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF.
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